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Everybody Hates Big Bird is the 8th episode of Season 4 .


Plot

Chris agrees to go on a date with "Big Bird", the dorkiest girl in school, but only to spare her feelings. Meanwhile, Rochelle hopes for the Jets to win the big football game, whereas Julius bets on the Giants.


Quotes

Chris: [to Kelly] I'm sorry about what happened. It's just...

Kelly: It's just you were fine going out with me so long as nobody knew because you didn't want to be Big Bird's boyfriend?

Narrator: Exactly!

Chris: No. Let me make it up to you. Let me take you out again.

Kelly: No. Never. Het. Noya...

Narrator: Unfortunately for me, Kelly spoke 15 languages.

Narrator: Jo. Cuwa. Momo. Tla.

Narrator: Was that Cherokee?

Kelly: Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto

Narrator: Tonight's episode was brought to you by the letters: D, A, M and N!

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